BUDGET SHRIMATI JI KA………………….

budget shrimati ji ka………………….

Aaj budget pesh hone wala tha, HUMARI shrimati ji ne chehkte hue bola ki aaj budget pesh hone wala hai to kyon na hum dono sath me baith kar dekhenge. humne kaha hume kya khaas milega, to unhone badi hi chaturta se kaha, ki budget ki ghoshnao me jo bhi rahat milegi to fayada aapko bhi to milega aur agar kisi cheej ki kimaten kam jyada hui to humari taraf se bhi aapko fayada MILEGA,to hum bhi unki in ras bhari baaton me aakar wahan unke sath T.V ke saamne baith gaye.

JYON HI  SARKAR NE IS SAAL KA BUDGET PESH KIA ,WAISE HI SHRIMATI JI NE GHAR ME APNA BUJJAT PESH KAR DIA, JAISE JAISE FINANCE MANTRI GOSHNAYE KARTE JA RAHE THE SHRIMATI JI KI BHI GOSHNAYE HONE LAGI, BUDGET ME COSMETICS ITEMS KO MENHGA KIA GAYA TO SHRIMATI JI NE PEHLA ADHYADESH PAARIT KAR DIA KIA KI GHAR ME SAJNE SAVARNE KI CHEEJE KUM KI JAYEN INPAR BHI KHARCH KAM KIA JAYEGA, HUME YE SUNKAR BEHAAD KUSHI hui AASHA KI ek KIRAN DIKHAI DI KI SHAYAD YE BUDGET humare LIYE KHUSHI LEKAR AYEGA ,PAR JYADA DER YE KUSHI NAHI REH PAYi KYONKI SABSE PEHLE SHRIMATI JI NE HUMARI HI AISI TAISE KARI AADESH AAYA AB SE SHAVE KARNE KE LIYE SHAVING CREAM KA UPYOG NAHI KIA JAYEGA, SIRF   PANI KA UPYOG KAR SHAVE KIA JAYE,KYONKI PURSHOON KI SKIN KO CREAM KI JARRORAT KAM HOTI HAI TO UPYOG BHI KAM HONA CHAHIYE ,ISI LIYE AALAG SE MANS CREAM AND BODY LOTION PAR KHARCH BAND KIA JAYE in sab par pehla or sirf adhikar hum mahilaon ka hai ITNA .ye SAB SUNKAR HUMNE KAHA AB BAS BHI KIJIYE AAGE KA BUDGET BHASHAN BHI TO DEKHNE DIJIYE.

 SARKAR KE FINANCE MANTRI NE AAGE KA BUDGET PADNA SHURU KIA AGLI BEHAD AACHI GOSHNA THI KI jise sunkar hum behad kush hue, goshna thi ki AAB TAX PAY KARNE KI yearly income LIMIT BADA DI GAYE HAI AUR TAX KI DARON  ME BHI KAMI AA GAYE HAI TO FIR KYA THA SHRIMATI JI NE FATAFAT CALCULATOR CHALAYA AUR NAYE RIYAYTI DARON KE AANUSAR HUMARI salary PAR LAGNE  WALA TAX CALCULATE KAR DIA AUR EK KUSHAL Charted accountant KI TARAH HUME YE AWGAT KARAYA KI AB SE HUMARI APPROX 5000 SE 7000 TAK KI BACHAT HOGI HUME YE DEKHKAR KUSHI HUI KI HUMARI SHRIMATI JI HUMARA KITNA KHAYAL HAI PAR YE HUMARI BHOOL THI ABHI ATOM BOMB GIRNA  BAKI THA JO AB HUMARE UPAR GIRA AUR shrimati ji jo ki humari ghar ki homeminister/finance minister thi ki or se NAYA ADHYADESH LAGOO KARNE KI GOSHNA KI GAYE JO SIRF HUM PAR LAAGOO HONA THA JISME SAAF SAMJHAYA KUM DHAMKaya GAYa KI YE in bachat ke pasion ki or meri galati se bhi nazar na jaye,ye PAISA UNKE MAYKE FUND ME JAYEGA KYONKI HUMARE SASURAL ME KISI DOOR KE RISHTEDAAR KE YAAHAAN SHAADI HAI TO HUMARI SHRIMATI JI KO BANARASI SAaDI PEHNNI HAI AUR NECKLESS BHI CHAHIYE TaAKI SHAADI ME WO SABI KO DHIKHaKAR JALaA SAAKE, HUME TO BAS EK HI AASHA KI KIRAN DIKHAI DI THI,ki SHAYAD BUDGET KI IS RIYAYAT BHARI GHOSNA KE SATH HUME HAMARE HOME MINISTER SE KUCH RAHAT MILEGI PAR UNHONE SAARI AASHAON PAR  PANI PHER DIA. ITNA SAB HONE KE BAAD HUMSE AAGE KA BUDGET NAHI SUNA JAYEGA, DIL ME GHABRAAHAT HONE LAGI KI AGAR PEHLI DO GOSHNAYE ITNA BHUCHAAL LA SAKTE HAI TO PATA nahi AAGE KI GOSHNAYE KYA KAR DENGI. JYON HI HUM RANBHOOMI CHOD KAR JAANE LAGE TO SHRIMATI JI NE WARNING KE ROOP ME poocha KAHAN JAA RAHE HAI AAP? ABHI TO BUDGET BAKI HAI TO HUMNE KAHA KI THODI DER ME AATE HAI TO UNHONE KAHA AAGE PETROL KI KIMATON KA ELAN HONE WALA HAI denkhe to is baar kimat badti hai ya ghatti hai kher fark to kuch nahi padega log gaadi chalana to chodenge nahi, WAISE AAP KO bhi APNI SEHAT KA DHYAN RAKHNA CHAHIYE HUM KUCH AASCHARYACHAKIT HUYE KI AACHANAK YE HRADaYA PARIVARTAN KAISA ,PAR YE HUMARI BHOOL THI JO KUCH UTAVLA HOKAR HUM YE SAMAJH BAITHE AAGE UNHONE KAHA KI GADI KA UPYOG KAM KIJIYE AUR KAL SE SABJI LENE AAP PAIDAL HI JAYENGE.ye AAKHIRI WAR THA JO HUM PAR HUMARE HOME MINISTER NE KIA THA AUR BUDGET ME MILNE WALI SAARI RAHAT KO AAPNE ADYADESHO KE BHOJh TALE DABA KAR KUCHAL DIA THA.

WAAH RE BUDGET!!!